Saturday, December 31, 2011

This is for the Guys out there..

   
      Hey guys. I just wanted to talk to you about something I have been pondering over for a while. Have you ever noticed how girls nag us to share our emotions and feelings and stuff like that? Well I have, and it gets us nowhere but trouble. I mean girls don't really want us to tell them how we really feel they want us to lie to them so they feel better. For instance, if a girl asks you "How was your day".. she doesn't want you to ramble on about how someone didn't dig a big enough trench, or tell her how the guy at work could fit 20 quarters up his nose.. she doesn't want to know this, because 9 times out of 10 when she asks you.. she is doing something else to keep her mind occupied so she doesn't have to listen to the answer, and by the time you say her name shes like Huh?  So what she expects to hear is.. "I had a great day at work" or "My day sucked" then she may or may not ask why.. But if she does ask why.. make sure she is sitting down and not preoccupied because wasting all that air to say something she wont listen to.. is NOT WORTH IT.

           Something else I have noticed, If you and your girlfriend have an important thing to go to and you two just got dressed up and you both are ready to walk out the door she might ask the infamous "Does this Dress/outfit make me look fat?"  all right.. This is a bag of worms you do not want to open especially if you are on a timeline, Don't say yes.. because she will make you wait till she changes it and then you will hear an earful on your way to wherever you may be going.. this may make a 20 minute drive feel like a 40 minute drive, then you may not get lucky that night, or a week penalty because "You made her late for the meeting"... So it is simple enough to just leave it at "You look fine honey lets go" But just remember you said that, because for some reason a women's memory is insanely accurate when it comes to her outfits and what you said about them. (sometimes I don't know what I am talking about haha)
       Well I hope you all got a laugh out of this... please remember to comment and tell me how I did Have a good one everyone !

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Friday, December 30, 2011

Disappointment


Hi there everyone. I am going to talk to you about disappointment. No matter what, in your life you are always going to be disappointed. This may be something small that irritates you, or it may be something big that devastates you to the point of making you go insane. I sure I have had a little bit of everything, In a sense I feel like life's guinea pig, just to see what disappointments can set me off, because lately everything has been one mess up after another.
I know everyone goes through it, but you never really notice the small things until you have nothing to dwell on except the small things, because those things get you so excited and happy so happy that you can bairly sleep, then you wake up to hear nope this has been stopped again. See my situation is I don't know weather or not to just abandon everyone and live alone, or just to stop getting my hopes up. I mean the second one seems pretty difficult because like I said when something happens I get happy about it and hope... but like I said disappointment after disappointment..

Oh well I will try not to make this my rant about me blog.. but damn it was on my mind and I wanted to let it out GAH It all sux!.. It all started when I got my Adsense account banned then it all rolled downhill after that.. basically because I was looking for something to make me happy to forget about that..


Sweet Tooth Massacre

Looking at these make my mouth water >_<


Hey everyone, well I am on a sweet tooth kick right now and I don't know why. I can assume it is because I have the candy to eat right now haah. I mean I have been on chocolate kicks before where I would scramble through the fridge looking for chocolate, just to satisfy my temporary sweet tooth, but now its like AHH I WANT SOUR CANDY AND MILK BALLS!!... (For my viewers wow.. I know that sounds wrong, but OH WELL ITS AN OFFICIAL CANDY haha)  SEE...
This right now, This is not a temporary kick.. I mean I have been wanting sweets more and more and more lately, and I do not know why. I mean maybe it is because of Christmas and I have been in the festive mood eating sweet things to satisfy my cravings of other things (Not getting into that haha)
SO.. The reason I am going to try to take control of my cravings now is that my teeth are starting to tingle a little.. Yes the horrors of eating too much sour candies is the terrible feeling of fur on the teeth.. and the hateful grinding of teeth and teeth.. I think I ate too much sour candies because every sour candy I eat now.. it feels like I am biting into an ice cube.. without the coldness.. JUST THE PAIN!.... I doubt I have a cavity.. (though it sounds like it).. but I have felt this before, and I am sure the dentist would of told me I have a cavity ( because the last time I felt it was before the last time I went to the dentist, and I really think she would of said something).
Anyways I think it is the tooth's way of saying. hey that's enough a-hole.. if you don't stop I will Cavitify you!
Well I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it.. have a good night/day Everyone!

Thursday, December 29, 2011

My First Comment change to facebook

Well I am sorry for the delayed posts, yet again, but I am just trying some new things out to improve/clutter my website.. I just recently opened up a Facebook page for all my followers so I am not flooding their facebook pages with my Blogs.. Now I will just be flooding your Alerts ^_^     haha, but anyways I added a chat system in here so you, the facebookers, can add comments via your facebook. You can still add comments via Blogger, but I have made that so it is as little as possible. I made the main comments the facebook comments.. But like I was thinking before I am not sure how this will work out.. so I am going to need some people to tell me what it is like and if its working or not. Thanks eveyone and have a good day!






Changes

Hello everyone.. As you all can tell I have made some changes to my Blog. I have added advertisements at the top, and sides of my blog. This is simply for me to make money. I earn it by views from different people, NOT CLICKS, so don't go clicking them like crazy thinking it will make me rich over night, because IT WONT.
I have also added a people meter, this tracks how many people access the Blog and reads my things I put this there for you guys, I already have something that tracks people in my blog under my administrator tools.. so this is for your amusement only.
I have also added a different thing that lets you say weather you like my blog, or hate it or blah blah blah.. I added this for your own ease of use so you don't have to type out things that may make your hand cramp.. Use it to your liking tell me what you like on it and if you don't like it tell me what I can do to change it, Removing ads is not an option They stay. But if you would like a music player I can try to find one, but since I do not own this site myself I cannot go crazy with apps.. I am sure there is a limit to what I can put on here.
 All right This is my updated blog, I hope you like it and as always have a good day/night Wherever you may be at in this tiny world!

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Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Name Brand pop Vs Generic


All right so I was sitting here drinking some Dr.Thunder.. not Dr.Pepper.. THUNDER!!.. ahhh Sounds intimidating..right?   Not really.. Compared to the Real Dr... the thunder has nothing over it.. Thunder tastes a bit watered down and not what I would expect from real thunder, thunder is loud and devastating, if anything I would expect it to be stronger than Dr.Pepper haha.

I remember a long time ago my mom came home with something I am not sure what it was called, but as soon as i seen it I laughed at the name because I knew right away that it was a joke But I drank it anyways... and when I took that first sip I asked her if it was diet, she said no.. at the time she was on one of those diet kicks.. so I didn't believe her i looked at the can and closely observed it.. it wasn't diet.. I was like well dang.. its not diet.. Oh well, cant beat it  for the price though..

I am not against generic brands of anything... heck I actually prefer some Potato chips that are generic over the original.. something different ya know? anyways.. please put a comment down here and tell me what you think of my opinion.. have a good one everyone!

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Eating Pizza


Hello everyone, I have a little rant to go off on. People who eat Pizza with a fork.  Why in the world would someone eat pizza with a fork? I mean common I understand if the Pizza is too hot and you don't want to pick it up and blow on it that would look weird.. but Eating the pizza with a fork is just.. I don't know It makes you look too classy like "I am too good to pick this pizza up with my hands and taking a bite out of it".  Or I don't want to ruin my makeup.. Alright. that's probably another reason why people eat pizza with a fork.. My question to that is if you are all dressed up and snazzy WHY ARE YOU EATING PIZZA IN THE FIRST PLACE? I mean its messy to begin with, and not a very "classy" meal.

Now I tried to eat pizza with a fork, Not going to lie.. I hated it, I tasted that metal on the fork more than I tasted the pizza, It gives the pizza no justice! It would be like someone eating chicken thighs with a fork... ITS JUST NOT RIGHT!... I DON'T KNOW..  Just my opinion maybe its because I am the kind of person to eat pizza with my hands.. Whats your opinion.. ?  Write it on my post please and have a good day!

Super Power that I want


Hello everyone, This is not a complaint.. Or is it? I am not sure but you can take this as you want to take it. What I am going to be telling you is the one and only super power that I would like to have is to have control over peoples thoughts (subsequently being able to read the thoughts too). The reason that I would choose this as a super power is basically because I could do anything I wanted to.. I could make people think what I want them to think, be able to see their greatest fears and bring them to life.. also be able to see their greatest desires.. and bring them to life.  This power would be astonishing because I could become the president.. or I can just basically become rich. I can have whatever, and whoever I wanted. Something else I would like with this power is to see if people are lying.. a lot easier, I mean I know it is not always a good thing to know the truth every exact time you ask a question, I mean it would get pretty annoying after a while always getting the 100% truth, because in reality you would begin to realize that everyone basically thinks the same thing.. but I suppose this is why that dream power is not reality.  Something else I could see myself doing with this power is make people see things that are not there. Yes I do watch too many TV shows, but having something like this would be an amazing feature, I wouldn't be dumb at all, I would know everything, and if I happen to forget something I could just read someones mind, and take it back into my own knowledge.

I used to want to fly, but as I want this.. i begin to think.. Why would I want to fly? Specially because the higher I would go the colder I would get.. I am afraid of heights.. I would basically have no use for this other than to get from A to B quicker.. Plus if anyone saw a flying man, I would be subject to dissection HAHA. So altering and reading peoples minds would be my choice of power to have.. What would yours be?

Sunday, December 25, 2011

Whats under your Christmas tree?

Merry Christmas everyone, Today I am going to be talking about my first Christmas that I can remember. I remember going to bed at around 9:00.. staying up super late in my bed with the excitement of something spectacular.. when I wen I went to bed there were already presents under the tree, but those were presents from the family... but I would sleep, and when I would wake up.. at around 8 or 9:00 I would run outside of my bedroom and look under the tree to notice that HOLY CRAP SANTA CAME!!  because the under neath of the tree was almost FULL! I mean presents upon presents upon presents! I was the happiest kid ever!  I banged on my moms door, and had her come out and see what Santa had left me.. and I also remember sometimes Santa would leave me a present in my moms closet for her choice of giving to me on weather or not i was good in her eyes.. at least this is what my mom told me. Finally they got up and I started tearing the presents open one by one wide eyed full of joy and excitement wondering what was in the biggest box working to the smaller box.. when I would get clothes Id be upset because I didn't want clothes I wanted toys!  haha..

Well.. as I got older and started to realize what was going on the underside of our tree eventually started shrinking... I got less presents, and gifts.. What used to be a Christmas tree full of presents turned into a tree half full of presents... and eventually turned into a tree without presents.... as was today..  Yeah I know I am older and I know the truth about it all... but waking up at 11 and going out to see our tiny Christmas tree without presents underneath it.. was kind of disappointing.. I wouldn't care even if there was just but one present under there.. just something to bring me back a little.. Well.. This is my Christmas blog   Merry Christmas everyone, and I think the reason my gifts started shrinking was because I stopped believing in Santa... so Keep believing and your tree may still  look like this when you get my age.   

Friday, December 23, 2011

People on their Cell phones


HEY EVERYONE.... Have you ever been in a public place in which were you are standing beside someone and they are talking on their cell phones?  Well I have.. and it is freaking annoying! I mean common when a person is  talking on their cell phone that is what they should be doing.. talking.. not YELLING.  I mean I can understand if it is loud in the surrounding area, but common They make smaller phones.. and the mouth piece is further away from your mouth, but that does not mean you need to scream into the phone just for the other person to hear you.. I mean C'mon!  Who agrees with me on this..?
my mom is a person who does this.. She can be downstairs on her cell phone, and I can be upstairs listening to my music (not too loud, just loud enough to hear) and she is literally screaming on her cell phone!.. Is that really necessary?? Well.... I have been on the other side of that conversation before.. and it is not pleasant for me either.. I cant hardly understand a word they are saying, and I have to have my phone 3 feet from my ear just so I don't blow my ear drums.. Common people Stop screaming into your cell phones!... or get a bigger phone so you feel the need not to yell!....ooh and don't even get me started on Bluetooth!



Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Fasetimers...Alzheimer's evil cousin.

Well.. I know most everyone who reads this Blog is friends from my Facebook, and possibly their friends from their Facebook.. (auto correct does not correct Facebook as long as it is capitalized haha I suppose it is a part of the dictionary now)  anyways.. . Have you ever been so bored you run down through your status updates over and over and over again trying to find something that you may have missed?  I have... I think a new word for this could be Fasetimers...  yeah I said it Fasetimerz... It is a form of Alzheimer's, but instead of it attacking old people.. it attacks us... the young Facebook generation..  We need to help stop the spread of this deziese.. the early symptoms of this may include:

  • Boredom
  • Repetitive Reading of statuses
  • Going to like a status update that you already liked and accidentally un-liking it.
  • Watching a video that you may of seen before, but you are not sure so you watch it all the way through realizing that hey I watched this video.
  • Typing random letters on your status updates just to be able to create something new in your news feed so you do not have to see the same thing over and over again.
  • Walking away hoping for new material to show up, coming back realizing that there is a whole new slew of updates.. only to scroll down a little bit and see the old ones that you created before just to make something new. 
These are tell tale signs of Diabetus......... I mean.. Fasetimers... With your help we can get people unaddicted to Facebook.. and they can finally have a life...  I know I don't have one.. so someone please Reach out and STOP POKING ME!

Crazy A$$ DREAMS! (2)

Well.. The dreaming mind is very weird.. especially when you think your neighbor has a special shelter designed to withstand dangers not normally faced in our world today..

Well, as you guys know I had a dream about zombies and getting bit.. anyways I had another dream when I went back to sleep.. It was round six o-clock so don't worry I was getting good sleep. This is the dream that really made me check my reality. because you see in zombie movies how people wake up from comas and realize that they were the only ones saved from a massive Apocalypse... well I kind of thought that happened to me.. haha.. but instead of a coma.. just an 8 hour slumber.

So I opened my eyes,yet again, and got up and seen something on the TV saying something about the dead walking..I went outside and seen my mom and Nelson cutting wood.. So I went to help them.. I didn't believe what i had seen on the news took it off as an April fools joke or something.. So After a while I went down to my neighbors.. he was cutting wood too... I talked to him for a little bit... I looked down town.. not much was down there.. I began to come to my senses... I did a whisper yell to my mom and nelson... and they looked at me.. i waved them to come down to the neighbors house... they didn't listen.... I heard the moans of the zombies and they were not paying attention.
So I got tired of waiting and said lets go.. We ran to his house (for some reason there were 2 kids with us.. probably his children?)  and we went into the house a way we haven't went through.. We went through a series of wooden doors that were hard to open because they were so heavy as I was walking through these doors I noticed the interior housework (like the ducts and electric lines stuff like that)  Finally I made it to a room that was decked out in chrome.. with really thick windows and stuff like that.. I asked why there were windows in his bunker, he says that they were default size.. hard to break and even if they were  broke no one could get through (they were the brick windows tiny brick windows).. so we were all in this room.. one of the kids were playing on his cell phone with the sound on.. and I told him to turn it off... cus we were in the midst of a zombie Apocalypse.. he was getting angry.. but he finally turned it off..
The weirdest part about this dream is not that there was a zombie outbreak.. but that my neighbor (a Vietnam veteran) had a shelter like this..   Well after all that.. I eventually woke up.. My mom and Nelson hadn't made it to the shelter so I presume they were dead because they didn't believe me when i told them there was a herd/pack of zombies behind them.. oh well..
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Crazy A$$ DREAMS!

Hello all.. last night I had a dream.. It was not an ordinary dream it was strange and.. well weird haha, but then again whose dreams are normal.. right?  Anyways this dream.. I woke up and looked out the window and seen there were no cars, nothing outside on the highway and almost everyone was gone... so I went outside got in my car to see what was going on.. I drove up to my grandmas house to see if she was home and what I found I didn't like.. She was there, and she was scared as all hell.. She says there were people walking without limbs. I knew right away what that meant.. I looked around and told my grandma she was going to be okay.. I mean I knew in my mind that it wasn't right, but she was old.... so I went outside to my car and it wouldn't start. I had no gas. so I started walking through the park.. I heard something in the woods... so I was like I am not going there.. I turned around and boom there was a zombie right behind me.. I tried to run but he had grabbed me and started biting my arm.. I finally got away.. I soon realized that I had a pistol in my pocket the whole time.  By this time I woke up... and the strange thing was. it all seemed so real... that well.. I actually checked my arm.. and its good no zombie Apocalypse :D.... But I went back to sleep after that..... DU DA DUUUU... I am going to write another blog continuing this one. Hope to see your comments and stuff  :)

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The morning of Today

Well, this morning I woke up... I did my daily routine. I checked the fire, texted my bestie, and I even layed down to get some more sleep. The only thing I did different was.. I didn't check my computer like I normally do. I wonder why?. Anyways while I was down stairs stumbling around because I hadn't yet gotten on my glasses I realized I was hungry... So I looked in the fridge and stuff, didn't find anything I wanted So I came back up stairs and layed back down for a little while longer.

 Droopy wanted out  so I let him out, and Low and behold I found something. Something that would change my day and make it 10 times better.. I found me an apple pie from Mc. Donalds...... I was like OH MY GOSH! YES! I<3 PIE!   So here I am right now slowly eating the cold and flavorful apple pie from Mc.Donalds that I bought last night so I can have an excuse to talk to a friend without seeming like a weird creep just standing up there waiting till she got done with her orders haha... So Instead, I was the weird creep who waited till she handed me the pies and then talked to her  ROFL.. YEAH ANY BETTER!?  haha  I had an all right day.. I also seen someone I havent seen in a long time.. Idk not a great experience.. but not the worse experience.. it brought back too much for me.. and thats all I am saying on that...  SO... like I said I am boring but I got some weird things I like to say.. So help me out read this and subscribe or something Hope you enjoy it :)

Monday, December 19, 2011

I-stuff, and Windows

I have been thinking about gaming consoles. I mean Microsoft has a gaming console, the XBox, and even a game design crew (Bungie), Sony has the Sony Playstation's , even Nintendo is still coming out with new consoles, but what does Apple have?  I mean sure it has the "Ipad" and the "Ipods"  but Sony has Mp3 Players, and I am sure Microsoft has some sort of MP3 player its self too. So where is Apples gaming console?
 I believe if they do come out with something I can guarantee that they will have an I- something in it because Apple LOVES to label everything with "I's"  and  stuff. The only thing I can think of that doesn't start with an I is the Mac Book.... Really I mean common guys Everyone else is making gaming consoles, and with  Apples ability to put so much power into such a small hand held device, What can they do with something bigger?  The possibilities are endless, not to mention it could raise their sales to more  people that are into gaming and have I-stuff.
So there ya go This is my rant.. Apple should come out with a gaming system to hook up to your High Deff Flat screen TV, that is not compatible with S**T   MICROSOFT ALL THE WAY!

My first Blog

Jello Everyone in this crazed world. This is my first blog, I am not really sure what to talk about or even what to say. But  I can talk about my day, or something interesting.. But I am not really an interesting  person so Im going to rant!. 
Why is it that everyone in this world likes to play mind games with other people? I mean seriously I like to play mind games sometimes, but when you play them all the time there is nothing good on it because no one knows who you REALLY ARE! though some people can get past it and see the real person. To be honest I don't even really know who I am, I am only 19, and going to college to become a computer techie, that is the reason I am thinking I can help people with computers if they need it. Sooo... Look at me being a big boy and saying what I am thinking haha. Well oh well what am i going to do? haha  Any questions, comments you know what to do.