Saturday, December 31, 2011

This is for the Guys out there..

   
      Hey guys. I just wanted to talk to you about something I have been pondering over for a while. Have you ever noticed how girls nag us to share our emotions and feelings and stuff like that? Well I have, and it gets us nowhere but trouble. I mean girls don't really want us to tell them how we really feel they want us to lie to them so they feel better. For instance, if a girl asks you "How was your day".. she doesn't want you to ramble on about how someone didn't dig a big enough trench, or tell her how the guy at work could fit 20 quarters up his nose.. she doesn't want to know this, because 9 times out of 10 when she asks you.. she is doing something else to keep her mind occupied so she doesn't have to listen to the answer, and by the time you say her name shes like Huh?  So what she expects to hear is.. "I had a great day at work" or "My day sucked" then she may or may not ask why.. But if she does ask why.. make sure she is sitting down and not preoccupied because wasting all that air to say something she wont listen to.. is NOT WORTH IT.

           Something else I have noticed, If you and your girlfriend have an important thing to go to and you two just got dressed up and you both are ready to walk out the door she might ask the infamous "Does this Dress/outfit make me look fat?"  all right.. This is a bag of worms you do not want to open especially if you are on a timeline, Don't say yes.. because she will make you wait till she changes it and then you will hear an earful on your way to wherever you may be going.. this may make a 20 minute drive feel like a 40 minute drive, then you may not get lucky that night, or a week penalty because "You made her late for the meeting"... So it is simple enough to just leave it at "You look fine honey lets go" But just remember you said that, because for some reason a women's memory is insanely accurate when it comes to her outfits and what you said about them. (sometimes I don't know what I am talking about haha)
       Well I hope you all got a laugh out of this... please remember to comment and tell me how I did Have a good one everyone !

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